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 | So Rory McIlroy's big breakup speech with that tennis player girlfriend of his took all of three minutes. What a douche. | |
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| A man can accomplish a lot in three minutes. | |
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| They were engaged to be married! They'd sent wedding invites already! She deserved a full and complete explanation. | |
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| Guys don't have explanations for affairs of the heart. That whole thing works outside the realm of logic for men. If they understood it more fully there would be no marriages. | |
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| Is it so hard to fall in love for life? | |
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| That's a big part of the problem. The marriage vows are ludicrously impractical. Till death? I won't even sign a two-year cell phone contract. | |
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