| Laura the reporter is famous for her amazingly (candid) and (brazen) reports on different attractions and restaurants. Today she is paying a visit to Marco's Seafood Cuisine. The rest goes as the following: |
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 | Hello and welcome to my humble establishment madame! How can I help this lovely lady? | |
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| Don't (cajole) me you liar and theif! I read some of the worst restaurant reviews about you on Yelp recently, and i'm going to crack down on you with them! | |
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| This is quite the (boisterous) one here! I swear that I am just a (benign) cook making my living doing the thing I love. | |
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| Then what do you say about your shrimp cocktail, which is said to be so (caustic), your shrimp corrodes away when you try and dip in in the bowl?! Or the 'famous' lobsters, which is only edible by the hungriest of (carniverous) dogs that wait outside your restaurant everyday?!! | |
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| The chef nervously scuttles off as a customer complains about their food. |
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| AAAAAAGH! THE CLAMS ARE EATING MY FACE OFF UUGHaargblaarg | |
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| They always run away just before I get to the good parts... sigh | |
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