| Lauren the reporter is notorious for her (candid) and (brazen) reviews of public attractions and restaurants. She is now making her way down to Maro's Seafood Cuisine to start criticizing his work and food. |
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 | Good evening madame! I am Chef Marco, the runner of my establishment. How may I help you lovely woman? | |
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| Don't (cajole) me you liar and theif! I read some of the worst restaurant reviews about you on Yelp recently, and i'm going to crack down on you with them! | |
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| This is quite the (boisterous) one here! I swear that I am just a (benign) cook making my living doing the thing I love. | |
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| Then what do you say about your shrimp cocktail, which is said to be so (caustic), your shrimp corrodes away when you try and dip in in the bowl?! Or the 'famous' lobsters, which is only edible by the hungriest of (carniverous) dogs that wait outside your restaurant everyday?!! | |
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| The chef nervously scuttles off as a customer complains about their food. |
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| AAAAAAGH! THE CLAMS ARE EATING MY FACE OFF UUGHaargblaarg | |
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| They always run away just before I get to the good parts... sigh | |
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