| FOX NEWS... back on the air?! How the hell did that happen? Who really gives a sh#t? |
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 | Make it quick, Gina. I've got to take a moster sh#t now because that crap you fed me last night kicked my stomach's ass. I just know it's gonna burn on the way out, too. | |
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| Well sir, I just wanted to let you know that the fight between Greg and Frank on the news last evening cost us $5000 in fines. The FCC isn't going to take much more of this. | |
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| Did you see last night's broadcast? I've got a feeling that Glen's really gonna let Frank have it tonight. I don't see what he was so mad about... that barbecue was gay anyway and the food tasted like dirty vagina. | |
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| Who the f#*k are you, and why are you talking to me? Do you even work here? | |
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| SIX O' CLOCK NEWS AT EIGHT |
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| ...and that was live video of the station manager taking a huge sh#t. Many of you are wondering if I really did steal Frank's grill as many of the other stations have reported. Well, I did. Because Frank is such a douche and he knows I love ribs. Well, it should comfort you all to know that Frank has a small penis. Here are file photos. | |
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| You're such an #ssh#le, Glen. | |
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