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FOX NEWS - Episode 1 by Demus on 06-19-2006
Sunnuva b#tch... what is it now Gina? I already sent you a card apologizing for the crabs. You're just making things awkward.
Actually sir, we can't find Warren. He's taken the camera with him and we go live in five minutes.
Warren! You better not be fiming porn in the boardroom again! We're going live for f#*k's sake! WARREN!
I wish I was actually Asian so it wouldn't be wierd if I had a thing for Asians.
SIX O' CLOCK NEWS AT FOUR
This just in: We've been permanantly taken off the air for showing porn. Hardcore porn. With Asians and pissing and midgets and that kind of sh#t. Well, this is Glen Baxter signing off. Now, the weather with Frank Faggertly.
Evenin' folks, this is Frank SAGGERTLY. Looks like we have a dangerious warm front here moving northward right up into Glen's fat ass. Maybe if he wasn't such a dick he would've been invited to my barbecue.
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