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going prussian final by ST00PSMYASS on 10-15-2013
Hey Melvin. An incredible guy asked me out on a first date. Any advice from the male point of view?
You don't want my advice. You'll end up hating yourself. But, I scan women's mags and they say to insist on "going Dutch" on the first date.
You read women's mags? And what's this going Dutch thing?
Yeah, mostly for the bra ads. Going Dutch means you pay half the bill. That way you buy 50% of the decisionmaking for the evening.
Wow. So the Dutch came up with that?
No. A Marxist feminist came up with that. But, it sounds better than "going Prussian."
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