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 | Hey Melvin. An incredible guy asked me out on a first date. Any advice from the male point of view? | |
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| No. You don't want my advice. You'll end up hating yourself. But, I scan women's mags and they say to insist on going Dutch on the first date. | |
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| You read women's mags? That's ingenious. And what's this going Dutch thing? | |
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| It means you pay half the bill. That way you buy 50% of the decisionmaking for the evening. | |
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| Wow. So the Dutch came up with that? | |
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| No. I'm pretty sure it came out of the Marxist feminist movement. It sounds better than going Prussian. | |
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