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burrito night by ST00PSMYASS on 10-14-2013
I'm stoked. I just won best offer on eBay for some cool underwear.
So you buy used underwear? You are a thrill seeker. I give you that.
No, they've been worn no more than four times.
Good thing you got an estimate on the usage?
No, I gamed it out. Worn once would be an obvious lie. Two times is probably a lie. Three times can go either way. Four times or more has to be the truth.
You better hope one of those times was not the morning after an All-You-Can-Eat Chili Burrito Night at Crapolas Cantina.
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