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 | Beautiful woman walks into a bar. Two guys, best friends, see her at the same time and go, "Oooooohhhh." What happens next? |  |
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 | She's hands off to them, right? |  |
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 | Wrong. They say, "May the best man win!" And shake hands. |  |
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 | If that happened with two women, some hot guy walked into the bar and they both found him attractive...they would just agree to ignore him. That would preserve the friendship. |  |
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 | See, these two guys are thinking, better her with one of us than one of these other losers. |  |
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 | Now I totally get being gay. |  |
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