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 | I met a guy. Well, I think he's a guy. |  |
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 | What on earth are you talking about? |  |
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 | I met this guy online. Kinda quirky. He's really smart. Good with numbers. Great memory. Likes pie of all things. |  |
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 | This story reminds me of the movie "Magic Mike," I know the but is coming, and I can hardly wait. |  |
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 | But...online is so ersatz. You know? And here's the thing that really doesn't sit right with me. He went to Northwestern. |  |
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 | Oh. He's not a guy.You're being catfished by a calculator. |  |
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