Witty Comics
Hello make a comic | login | join | faq | logo maker | Frank's free puzzle newsletter

Obama Meets JFK by Megadeth1391 on 04-23-2013
Hello there President Kennedy. I am Barrack Hussein Obama, and i am your biggest fan.
Errah...who let dis niggeh into my office? you dont come in here and stahhht spittin ya niggehh words in my face you black piece of sh#t. errah..
Mr. kennedy youve got me all wrong, me and my wife Michelle would like to have a presidential f#*kfest with you and your wife. and afterwards we want to use the constitution as the cum rag. If you do this, i will pay you the sum of 20 nappy dollars and 10 coins. sound fair?
ERRAH. WHAT THE f#*k ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT. DATS NOT EVEN A REAL CURRENCY, HOW DARE YOU TRY TO SMEAR THE NAME OF THIS GOOD COUNTRY YOU PIECE OF sh#t. ERRA, MAHHTHA DOSENT SUCK BLACK c#ck ANYWAY, LAST TIME WE f#*kED A BLACK GUY I DID THE SUCKING. ERRAH
*BANG* President kenney is shot with a high powered black dildo shot out of a cannon at 300mph. loging into his throat and killing him instantly.
ah, it looks like my socialist nigglets did the work for me. Now to go home and take a huge dump on the constitution anmd begin taking guns away!
erra....you piece of sh#t, im not dead yet! you will suffeh a wicked pisseh deathhh you rrrrrrr. errah
vote: votevotevotevotevote | login to vote | log in to flag this comic as inappropriate
View this comic as XML | printer friendly
<< Provost meets a cop! Jeff Hanneman saves the day >>