Mr. Provost has lost something very near and dear to him, and now he has turned to the ocala police to get it back. |
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 | HEY BOY! CAN YOU HELP ME FIND MAH DAMNNNNNN STICK? |  |
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 | Well Mr. Provost im going to need a description of the person who you think may have taken your stick. |  |
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 | WELL ITS EITHER ONE OF TWO PEOPLE BUOOOYYYYYYYY. EITHER MS CAMP, THAT STUPID f#*kING #&@!. ORRR MARRYYYYY GRRRRUFFIIIIIIIIINN!!!!!!!! |  |
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 | Well sir, im going to need a description of both please. |  |
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 | WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY BOY? THEY ARE #&@!S! END OF STORYYYYYYYYY WHATS THAT IN YOUR HAND BOUOUOOUOUOUOy?? |  |
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 | *throws vial of bruce springsteen's precum in provosts face, shattering immediately on impact.YEAH THATLL TEACH YOU TO MESS WITH THE LAW BOY.CONSIDER THIS A WARNING, NEXT TIME ILL TAKE YOU OUT TO MY PASTURE AND SHOW YOU WHY I HATE FAGGOTS LIKE YOU. |  |
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