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Heres how not to get pregnant! by arielfish on 05-27-2006
when the naval officers return home!
honey i am so glad you are home, i missed you soo much.
did you get fatter?
yes i i have something to tell you...honey we are going to have a baby together isnt that great..you fertilized my egg, you are the one responsible for if i have a boy or a girl. i love you my darling!
uh yeah honey theres only on really insy winsy problem!
whats that?
I HAVENT BEEN HOME FOR TWO YEARS!!!
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