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 | do you know that it is the middle of august and your very intoxicated and i have a wife and six kids! i am afraid i am gonna have to take you downtown! | |
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| hey officer whats crackin? merry christmas. my name is kristy! do you want my number, cuz i think i could make you feel really good tonight if you catch my drift. | |
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| what is up with all these people drinking. can you please take a breathalizer test. please recite your abc's | |
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| does the alpphhabet start w-w-wiph a x or is it a d, oh never mind. abcd wait lemme start over. abcde-fg-hijkl-mnop-qrstu me wexyanz. did i pass your pathetic little test? | |
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| later that night at the officer's home... |
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| so honey how was work. i had to have some guy recite his abc's can you beleive it. i can recite mine. | |
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| o-h i can to wanna s-s-see. abcd wait lemme start over. abcde-fg-hijkl-mnop-qrstu me wexyanz. oh by the way i got phired to-day from work. do we got any rum at home? | |
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