| Officer Balzac questions the white house maid... |
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 | So...Let me get this straight. You went into the oval office to dust and then what happened? | |
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| Like I said officer...Bush was on all fours with one of those dog cones around his neck, and Cheney was wearing a gestapo uniform and a strap on. | |
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| There was this Roy Orbison song blaring and Laura was doing a shimmy dance on the couch in a halter top and a leather miniskirt. She was drooling, I mean, I think it was drool. | |
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| I'm unclear on exactly how the president got his eye poked out... | |
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| Well...Cheney was shimmy dancing toward Bush's face when Laura suddenly jumped off the couch onto Cheney's back and...I'm sorry, I just can't go there...it makes my eyes bleed. | |
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