]> Witty Comics komix46 http://www.wittycomics.com/users/komix46 05-19-2006 43 Officer Balzac questions the white house maid... 54 So...Let me get this straight. You went into the oval office to dust and then what happened? 30 Like I said officer...Bush was on all fours with one of those dog cones around his neck, and Cheney was wearing a gestapo uniform and a strap on. 43 54 Go on... 30 There was this Roy Orbison song blaring and Laura was doing a shimmy dance on the couch in a halter top and a leather miniskirt. She was drooling, I mean, I think it was drool. 43 54 I'm unclear on exactly how the president got his eye poked out... 30 Well...Cheney was shimmy dancing toward Bush's face when Laura suddenly jumped off the couch onto Cheney's back and...I'm sorry, I just can't go there...it makes my eyes bleed.