| Tom was an unlikely success in the car business |
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 | I like people to look me in the eye when they lie to me...more friendly that way... | |
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| I am looking you in the eye...but I'm seeing double at the moment... | |
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| But somehow, people trusted what he blurted out about the autos he sold... |
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| I love the car, but I'm not so sure about YOU...do you always drink on the job? | |
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| Well, do you want to buy the car.?..it's never been under water, except once last year in New Orleans. | |
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| Instead of being fired, he won sales awards! |
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| Tom, your sales records are astounding! You even unloaded all the flood merchandise. Quite remarkable for a staggering drunk. | |
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| People like my sincerity | |
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