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How to be a Top Salesman by xene on 05-19-2006
Tom was an unlikely success in the car business
I like people to look me in the eye when they lie to me...more friendly that way...
I am looking you in the eye...but I'm seeing double at the moment...
But somehow, people trusted what he blurted out about the autos he sold...
I love the car, but I'm not so sure about YOU...do you always drink on the job?
Well, do you want to buy the car.?..it's never been under water, except once last year in New Orleans.
Instead of being fired, he won sales awards!
Tom, your sales records are astounding! You even unloaded all the flood merchandise. Quite remarkable for a staggering drunk.
People like my sincerity
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