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 | I figured out a way to live rent free, with all my expenses paid... |  |
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 | Go on, I'm listening... |  |
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 | I get myself arrested and sentenced to life in prison |  |
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 | Hmmm...but wouldn't that take away all your freedom? |  |
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 | Heck no, I'd be free to write my novel, which will be made into a movie..."Genius in Chains" |  |
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 | Why not join the Army instead? |  |
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