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| I figured out a way to live rent free, with all my expenses paid... | |
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| Go on, I'm listening... | |
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| I get myself arrested and sentenced to life in prison | |
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| Hmmm...but wouldn't that take away all your freedom? | |
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| Heck no, I'd be free to write my novel, which will be made into a movie..."Genius in Chains" | |
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| Why not join the Army instead? | |
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