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Sex in the City by Mince_and_cheese on 04-25-2012
Father, I recently watched an episode of 'Sex in the City' and concluded that the entire cast should be skinned alive and drowned in monkey wank. Thoughts?
Firstly, it should be re-titled 'Whores with Aids in the CIty'. Secondly, anyone involved in the filming and distribution of this show should be frozen solid with rather cold otters.
I found that the soft porn tendencies were a feeble attempt to disguise the fact that the plot, actors and characters are all utter garbage. Furthermore, Sarah Jessica Parker is a total f#*king pig!
Surely though my son, you must respect her for her role in Footloose?
Kevin Bacon was the only irreplaceable actor in Footloose. An old gumboot full of cum could have replaced Sarah Jessica Parker.
Bacon is the man! Amen.
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