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 | Father, if you were God for a day, what would you do with your almighty power? | |
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| Well my son, I would channel my God powers into giving tails to everyone that I don't like. Then I'd make all food taste like sardines and dogsh#t. I would make all humans have a biological instinct to f#*k beehives and dog kennels. And I'd do all of this in the first second of my reign as God! | |
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| Would that not be a little ridiculous Father? | |
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| Well what the f#*k would you do? | |
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| Firstly I would make a cup of tea. Then I would turn the entire human race into planks of wood and give everyone Chinese burns. Mosquito larvae would rule the planet and build garden sheds out of us all. | |
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| Well that's just f#*king stupid. | |
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