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The Vampire by Burt_Reynolds on 10-02-2005
But Cardinal Schwarzenegger, I am not a vampire.
Then why are you carrying those "I am a vampire" animals?
These are not "I am a vampire" animals. They are lobsters.
I tricked you. Lobsters are what are carried by vampires.
Cardinal, why did Fantastic Dog bite Hansel's mom?
Because Fantastic Dog is a bad doggy in the first two chapters. But what became of the vampire?
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