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| Can't you just use regular toilet paper, and preserve the book in its original condition? | |
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| Regular toilet paper? You mean, they actually make a product just for that specific purpose? | |
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| Yes, they do. It was invented by a librarian in the eighteenth century. His name was William -- | |
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| Wow, the Lone Ranger just shot the bad guy's gun right out of his hand. Now that's some fine shooting. | |
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| Oh, don't forget -- I'm holding your children hostage. You need to get the ransom to me by 1:00 or you'll never see them again. | |
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