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 | Reggie, do you believe that after the sweet release of death, you float in eternal blackness for all of time and space? |  |
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 | No, I believe in a higher power, but I don't think this conversation is appropriate for a professional work environment. |  |
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 | I see. Perhaps we can have an intelligent discussion about theological and spiritual issues over a round of golf. |  |
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 | Sure. |  |
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 | So, what higher power do you belive in? |  |
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 | I think his name is Billy. He's a hamster and created the universe from his cheek pouches. According to him, Heaven is covered in cedar chips. |  |
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