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| I have been enabling that paradigm shift. | |
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| Enablement and conformance are very important to this company. | |
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| Can you get me a thesaurus? I seem to have run out of corporate axioms to spout out at you. | |
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| Have you tried using enabling poop instead? To get the full-blown effect, you really should place it in your mouth. Or in your pants. Oh, and don't forget to wear the sombrero. | |
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