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 | My check is wrong! You robbed me! I'LL KILL YOU, JEFF!!!...WITH MY BARE HANDS!!! | |
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| Can't you see that I am drinking cheap whiskey? I'm on break, woman! Talk to my supervisor. | |
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| 10:30 AM - The Business Office |
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| That fool Jeff messed up my paycheck. He also looked at me funny. I think he is on goofballs and pep pills. Please FIRE HIM!!!!! | |
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| Hmm. According to Jeff's file, he has a history of sexual harrasment, tardiness, and being a jerk. I WAS going to replace him with a circus monkey anyway. It's a shame to lose such a handsome employee but...CONSIDER HIM FIRED!!! Bwa-ha-ha!!! | |
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| Three to Six Months Later |
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| After I was fired for being too sexy and charming, I called 1-800-ASK-GARY. Mr. Gary FOUGHT for my rights and got me a huge cash settlement. Now I work part-time as a male stripper and enjoy the good life. THANKS MR. GARY!!! | |
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| Jeff rocks! He's even cooler than that guy who lost all the weight eating subway sandwhiches! I have a new hero! | |
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