| 10:AM Payday--The Break Room |
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 | My check is wrong! You robbed me! I'LL KILL YOU, JEFF...WITH MY BARE HANDS!!! | |
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| Can't you see that I am drinking cheap whiskey! I'm on break, %$#@!!!! Talk to my supervisor. | |
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| 10:30 AM -- The Business Office |
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| Jeff robbed me. And looked at me funny. I think he is on goofballs and pep pills. Please have him drug tested...then FIRE HIM! | |
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| Hmm. According to Jeff's file, he has a history of theft, sexual harrasment and tardiness. I WAS going to replace him with a trained circus monkey anyway! It's a shame to lose shuch a handsome employee but...CONSIDER HIM FIRED!!!! Bwa-ha-ha!!! | |
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| Three to Six Months Later - Commercial Set |
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| After I was fired for being too sexy and charming, I called 1-800-ASK-GARY. Mr. Gary FOUGHT for my rights and got me a huge cash settlement. Now I work part-time as a male stripper and enjoy the good life. THANKS MR. GARY!!! | |
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| Jeff rocks! He's even cooler than that guy who lost all the weight eating Subway sandwhiches! I have a new hero! | |
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