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 | Man, what a day. On my way to the job I met a black hole. I wanted to pass right by it. But then I thought it looked like it was smiling at me hollowly. I didn't want to be unfriendly so I smiled back at it and gave him a hint of a nod and before I knew it... | |
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| ...it sucked you in and spat you out leaving you naked by the side of the road shattered and disillusioned? | |
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| No, it moved slightly and said "Hi" to me. I asked it what it wanted and it said: "Just a tiny piece of your virtue." Knowing how powerful a black hole is I granted him the wish, being convinced it would leave me alone after that. | |
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| But it didn't. It sucked you all the way up and threw you up again, the balls in your sack crushed and the marbles in your skull broken. | |
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| No, it paid me a compliment on my pristine virtue and kindly asked me for a tiny piece of my lust for life. "Sure, I got enough", I thought, but it didn't stop there. It went on and on and got ever more greedy and then...it did all the things you said before. | |
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| Did it also rape YOUR black hole and after it was done it ran away with your prostate? ... I know, I know, I'm a sick guy, don't gimme that look. I was an innocent lovable fella until I met a black hole... | |
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