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| No, actually. The color schemes were hideous, the structure of the ceremony was dull, and your husband looks as though he wants to vomit everytime he lays eyes on you. Your reception left much to be desired as well. | |
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| Oh, and white for the dress? Honey, we all know you're the farthest thing from a virgin. | |
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