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 | Three days since my boat sunk. Limited water, no food except for the box of Twinkies I managed to save. I don't know how long I'll live, but I fear my life draws close to it's end. |  |
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 | I gotta Twitter about this sh#t! |  |
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 | Today I saw a human ina business suit! I gotta get the hell off this island! |  |
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