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3.3 by sloppymanwich on 05-19-2010
Yo, can you help me? My car doesn't have a headlight so I can't see anything. Also, my sister-in-law had to tinkle if you know what I mean. She'd have been back by now.
She could've had to go number two. Anywho, I'd hitchhike home. However, it might take more than a half-hour for someone to find you. Where's my wheelchair gone?
I should've gone with her. she could be ninety-nine miles away from here! I need to find her! Who'll feed her?
Who cares? I could be at home watching football and see a touchdown or a double-header game. I think the Dodger game is three-eighths done.
I'm right-handed. That's why I'm holding this cross with my left hand. Hey, I think someone broke my windshield. This is overrated!
So is your face.
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