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 | This just in, an abolitionist started a massive riot downtown. Stay away from him, he is hostile. Also, as you may have realized, I like looking vacantly in people's eyes. Back to you, Bill | |
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| Okay... well any way, thank you Barney. So far the parade is maneuvering with ease down the streets. If we go to the aerial view it looks like a river with a meander or two... Ahem! Ahem, aerial view! | |
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| Yesterday, a train conductor fell asleep. Twelve passengers died, but luckly no one was seriously injured. | |
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| Barney, your fired. Don't ask, I'm agitated with you. Ugh, I'm so flabbergasted, I don't know what to say. Despite that, I'm going to yell at you for the next ten minutes. | |
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| This just in, a man was running in his foyer. He tripped and smashed through an opaque window and onto the veranda. At the hospital, the man talked in a cordial yet some how sinister voice. Look out for this man. | |
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