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"Oh, don't worry, there's none in yours. You might want to check on Bob real quick, though." by mportlock on 09-02-2009
Wow, this is a really great party, Seamus! I have to say, you're a fantastic cook, and these cocktails you've made are absolutely perfect...and what is this music, it's just phenomenal!
It's a little mix I thew together, some Aphex Twin, some Beta Band. Oh, and thank you, Loretta, but to be honest, I just whipped up the food really quick and looked up a couple of good cocktail recipes online. No big deal.
Oh, don't be so modest! You should be an event organizer; you know, book catering for company picnics, heck, even be a chef. There's some real money in that these days.
You know, I did used to work for a catering company when I was a kid. That's where I learned to cook. I loved it; it was a great job, until I got fired from it.
That's a shame. Why were you fired?
I once got a job working my crush's sweet sixteen party. I slipped roofies in her Shirley Temple and got caught dragging her up the stairs by her dad.
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