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 | Excuse me, Father, I have a question. It says here in Leviticus that all creatures that live underwater and do not have scales and fins are unfit to eat. | |
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| Yes, it does. Your question? | |
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| Yes, Father, my question is: Why do we no longer believe that consuming shellfish is a sin, even though it is condemned at length, but we condemn homosexuality, which is only mentioned briefly? | |
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| Easy: Homosexuality and lesbianism are practicies which do not promote procreation, weaken one's relationship with God, and are detrimental to your health. Consuming shellfish does none of these things. | |
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| Pardon me, Father, but remember last Tuesday when we booked the annual "Knights of Columbus" dinner at Red Lobster and Father Jerry almost choked on his tongue because he had an allergic reation after eating the coconut shrimp? | |
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| Ah, yes, well, Father Jerry's brother is an exotic male dancer in San Diego. He should have known better than to f*ck with any kind of scripture after that point. | |
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