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 | I dunno, I just feel like Ted never listens to me. |  |
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 | Yo, Ernie, I'm right here. I can totally hear you talking about me. |  |
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 | Hey, Ted's a good guy at heart but I just think he's a little misguided when it comes to product placement and branding. He just doesn't see eye to eye with our company vision! |  |
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 | Dude, Ernie! Who the f#*k are you talking to? Bro, I am about to beat your ass for talking sh#t! |  |
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 | No, but seriously, Ted is a heroin junkie gay prostitute with a gambling problem and imminent financial troubles - not to mention he's embezzling money from his expense account. Plus, he has a stolen identity and his real name is Ben Thistle. |  |
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 | Whoa, wow, hey! All true, all true. I admit it. I admit it. You're a total dick , though, Ernie. A total dick, man! |  |
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