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| Oh, honey, I feel it, too. I am completely and utterly in love with you. You're all I think about. You are my world. | |
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| I love that you love me for me and that you don't are that I'm only 5'2", cross-eyed, balding, and unemployed with a mild skin condition ... and I love you for you, too. But I love you more! | |
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| Yes, you know I do but I feel like I should come clean. I don't weigh 125 pounds. I actaully weigh 145 pounds ... and I'm not really a lawyer, I'm just a paralegal but I sure to pass the bar exam this time around. | |
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| What?! You lying whore! I hate you. I want an annulment! | |
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| *Boo Hoo Hoo* | |
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