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15/3/09 news by Exodian on 03-15-2009
Today, there has been a mass outbreak of jumping. Everyone is jumping up and down, I mean, everyone is jumping up and then falling down. If you jumped down then you would end up as some sort of sqaushed dead thing that someone needs to clear up, so it isn't really a good idea. This women here has something to say on the subject.
Well, errrr...
This women has something to say, I said this women has something to say! Hurry up women, don't you know how to speak? Maybe you should use your tongue more, if you know what I mean! Talking is good, if you don't do to much of it! Take me, for example. I talk only of the most minimal standard. I always make sure I don't say too much!
I, errr....
So anyway, we were talking about the mass outbreak of jumping! Two whole people having been lifting their legs up and down for the past three seconds. This, as everyone knows, is a complete and utter disaster! I command for the police to be summon immediately! Proposterus, I say! Anyway, goodbye from the local news!
Well, errr... exactly!
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