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Death by daffodil by Exodian on 03-15-2009
So you say you were run over, squashed by a deadly daffodil. This will be taken most seriously into account, or at least it would be, if anything you say makes sense!
Well, it wasn't just that, I was also killed by a giant walking teddy bear and ripped to bits by a blade of grass!
And yet you are still here, talking to me now. How is this possible? Perhaps you made just a slight exaggeration, just a small one...
No really! It's not like that! It's just I, well...
What? Speak up man, I can't hear you!
I just wanted to claim insurance on my suit for unfair policy! Please, I beg you!
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