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Denial by Smushed on 02-25-2009
I'm getting married in the morning! Ding, dong, the bells are gonna chime! Pull out the stopper! Let's have a whopper! But get me to the church on time!
The wedding was six weeks ago! He stood you up for chrissakes! Get over it! First it was dope, then you moved on to snorting coke, then smoking crack, then came shooting up heroin, and now it's dropping acid. I've had it with you! Color me ABSENT!
If I am flying, then shoot me down! If I am wooing, get him outta town! OH, for God's sake get me to the chuuuuurch oooooon tiiiiiiiiiiiime!
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