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DANIEL YOU JERRRRK by cm2789 on 01-28-2009
Now Sarah let me tell you something about life. You have to get out there and give it your all. And you have to not take sh#t from anyone and remember to work the system. That means this isn't America. This is Russia and people are rude.
Let me give you some advice. You know this already but I'm just going to keep telling you the same damn thing, so it doesn't matter what you say. I've planned this speech out in my head. Go ahead and try to stop me. Oh and also just don't make a fool out of yourself on the metro.
Oh and everything in Moscow is really expensive. Not that you'd know this from living here for three months previously or whatever. It's ok. I know you're a simple American moron. Also TEXAS.
I'll just drink till I can't hear any more.
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