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 | HI I'M THAT FAT f#*k WHO IS ALWAYS ON THE PHONE AND WEARS AVIATORS. MY MOM OWNS A BAKERY AND I CAN GET DONUTS WHENEVER I WANT DUDE I TOTALLY SMOKE WEED DO YOU SMOKE WEED? YOU DEF SHOULD I ONCE LAUNCHED OFF A SEMI WHILE f#*kING MY GIRLFRIEND IN THE ASS | |
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| I'M ZACH DICKEY AND I'M A LOUCHE f#*k WHO ENJOYS LIGHTING UP A LUCKY STRIKE EVERY FIVE SECONDS, DEPLETING MY ALREADY EMACIATED SKELETON OF A BODY OF ANY OXYGEN THAT REMAINS FOLLOWING ONE OF MY BORING ASS, UNBEARABLY LONG AND AWKWARD JOKES. I OWN SO MUCH | |
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| LOOK PROFESSOR WITMER! I'M BEING AN OBNOXIOUS DOUCHE BECAUSE I FEEL INADEQUATE AND MY DADDY DIDN'T LOVE ME ENOUGH. DADDY CAN YOU HEAR ME DADDY CAN YOU HEAR MEEEEE WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME WHY DID YOU GO WHY MUST I BE OH SO ALONEEEE BWAAAAAAA | |
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| I'M DAVE EASTON. I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKE BIRDING. | |
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| I'M ADRIAN I TALK LOUDLY ABOUT FAMILY GUY FAMILY GUY PETER BRIAN f#*k JOE CLEVELAND QUAGMIRE GIGGITY GIGGITY STEWIE VICTORY IS MINE sh#t THERE'S A BIRD | |
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| Oh! A cedar waxwing. | |
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