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Big Oil does it's bit for the election 2. by Lord_Vacuity on 08-11-2008
hmm, I wish you had consulted me about your plan to lower gas prices temporarity? Don't get me wrong, I think it was a great plan but with this Russian/Georgia shooting war...
Oh, I know what you're getting at. There is bound to be a fear in the market that Russia will withhold their oil or that the Georgia oilfields will get damaged. All perfect opportunities to raise prices citing supply shortages. I know, I know.
There has got to be a way where we can make your plan work and still make more profits from this Gerogia situation.
I guess I could instruct Dubya to make some stupid speech to goad Russia into pulling their oil from the market or at least make a pretty good show of hinting that would do that.
I get it, that way, we would be perfectly justified in putting the blame on him and we still get the good publicity for wanting to lower gas prices. Wil he do it?
Haha, that is funny. Like he even has a choice.
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