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Big Oil does it's bit for the election. by Lord_Vacuity on 08-11-2008
Big Oil looks at it's future.
The high price of gas is going to be on the minds of voters when they go into the voting booth. I'm very concerned about that.
Yes, I agree. An Obama win will be bad for us. McCain knows how the game is played.
What if we lowered gas prices until after the election? That would make a McCain victory more likely since people will be more scared of terrorists than being mad that they can't afford to drive to work and keep food on the table.
Are you crazy? Lower prices! What about out record profits?
We'll still be making 26% profits and then after the election we'll raise prices again back to 40% if McCain wins and 45% if Obama wins to offset the extra taxes he'll charge us.
I'm sure we can live with only 26% profits for 4 months. I'll call the boys to sell at only $114 a barrel today. Ha ha, ONLY $114!!
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