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Life in the U.S. of A. by joe271 on 07-23-2008
At GGP Headquarters...
Still planning for Trevor's retiremeny party? He's old and I hate him and it's Friday night. Why do I have to stay?
Shut up. Boss will be pissed you don't attend. There'll be a dessert, anyway.
What kind of dessert? Is it good? Sugary? Fattening? That should make up for the crappiness of the party.
Well, since Trevor's old, we're having oatmeal raisen cookies. But most will probably think they're chocolate chip and hang around 'til dessert, which is most of the party.
Terrance, that's like giving someone a box of Lucky Charms that's actually filled with Raisen Bran.
At least the raisens in Raisen Bran have sugar on them.
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