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Life in the U.S. of A. by joe271 on 07-22-2008
At GGP Headquarters...
Terrance, I'm sorry, but do I really have to stay?
Yes. Boss will be angry if you leave. Now you and Henry go out and get some pizza for the retirement party.
Outside...
Henry, come on. Terrance says we need to pick up the pizza for the retirement party.
On a Friday night? No way!!! I'm going to call my hot girlfriend, then we're going to hit some hawt dance clubs after getting some burgers at a romantic resturant.
No, your going to go home, turn on the computer, and do exactly what you said on your Sims video game. Besides, everyone knows you don't have a girlfriend.
You speak the truth. Crap.
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