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| "Half-Time Report: OH sh#t IT IS THE SECOND HALF" | |
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| Cardiff have done well here, especially from 12th in the Champeenship | |
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| However, the team inexplicably referred to as Pompey are winning 1-0 via a scrambled smack from Nwankwo Kanu | |
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| Some lively debate as to whether the handball call on half-time was elbow-to-ball or ball-to-elbow | |
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| All in all, precisely five hundred and seventy-eight times better than last year's final. Continuing... | |
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