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 | So as per an annual tradition that was spontaneously invented last year, we're going to liveblog-o-comic the FA Cup Final like gigantic pricks |  |
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 | One before (ie the one you are reading right now with your eyes), one at halftime , and one upon the final score |  |
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 | IT IS EXCITING. |  |
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 | This year: against all logic, Portsmouth versus Cardiff. Premiership versus Division One or what the f#*k ever those twats want to call it |  |
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 | Portsmouth start as favourites, being the Premiership side. It's easy to dismiss them as a little fish in a big pond, but they finished eighth in the table this year, which really is quite impressive |  |
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 | We're supporting Cardiff, though, because Lolsworth's Bog Welsh mother told hiim to, and we don't have any bloody free will whatsoever |  |
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