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i'm not saying that lines like these would never work, only that in an office setting they're likely to be met with a lawsuit by MidnightRealism on 01-06-2006
Listen, Susie, I've got feelings for you. Feelings that I don't think I can or should hold in any longer. We only live once, right? Why waste time circling these issues when we can both be experiencing greater heights of joy together?
Hey, Susie, I was thinking maybe sometime you'd like me to do some b#tch splitting all up in that piece.
Was that too complicated? I'm saying I'd like to crash land in the Vaginal Valley.
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<< this probably won't make much sense unless you've read the first comic i made but the punchline is still pretty funny, i think every action movie made after the matrix has done the same damn things and it's starting to wear thin, is all >>