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Empty Suit News by dmcmullin on 04-03-2007
I used to have a real anchor babe to do the 5:00 news with, but with the cutbacks all I have now is a stupid computer!! I have to carry the news report alone and that's not in my contract!
Hey! I resent that! I'm far better than you! I can process information 1000 times faster than the human brain.
But ya got no "onscreen personality". Ya gotta have camera presence and charm to do this job. The camera's gotta love you!
Ya gotta have "onscreen personality" and camera presence and charm to do this job. The camera's gotta love you!
Gee thanks for the tips. I don't want to screw-up and get replaced by some empty-suit news anchor.
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