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 | Well Marla, let's review how your first 100 days on the job have gone. Unfortunately you haven't acheived any of the goals we agreed on when you first started. What went wrong?? | |
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| Well Mr. Benson nothing really "went wrong", I took the initiative and realigned my job priorities. | |
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| Really? I didn't know anything about that. Don't you think you should have discussed this "realignment" with me? | |
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| Oh no, you wouldn't have approved and I would have been forced to work on the boring crap we agreed on in the beginning. | |
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| So what did you achieve in your first 100 days? | |
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| I've established a very popular and witty blog. I made a bunch of really neat comic strips online, and published a neat book about how to manage your first 100 days at a new job. Oh, I also developed an online porno site which now nets me about 300 grand a month. I really need to talk to you about getting some personal leave time - about 100 days should do. | |
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