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the person on the other end of the cell phone is probably uncomfortable and maybe even somewhat alarmed by MidnightRealism on 01-05-2006
...So, listen, doc, there were a few things I've been meaning to ask you about. Your practice being in a public restroom is one of them. It's a little weird, you know?
For another, most of the time when I come in here with a problem, you spend half an hour feeling my penis, and then send me on my way without a prescription or even any decent advice. It's just kind of strange!
swallow this
Hahahaha, god DAMN. Have I ever told you that I feel like I've known you forever? Let's make love right now.
urinate into my hands while coughing, please
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<< i don't often see random people going down on petition signature collectors in the street but that doesn't mean it can't happen this probably won't make much sense unless you've read the first comic i made but the punchline is still pretty funny, i think >>